Ok so noone ever reads this site anyway. Today I painted on my canvas for awile and then decided to whip up some Microwave Peanut Brittle. Now im a man folks. A natural born over aged big boy salmon eatin big game hunting photo shooting manly sort of a long haired beard growin man! Damn that felt good! Im not a redneck but a subsistance eater and hunter gatherer. A simple approach to life. I have used this recipe for several years and have to share it as its a winner. I have tuned it up and its as good as a peanut brittle candy bar from down town in one of those pornographic magazine stores you all been prusing. Here it is.
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup clear Karo Syrp
1/8 tsp salt
1 1/4 cup unsalted roasted peanuts... Or if your ready... Almonds to die for
1 tsp margerine or butter
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp vinilla extract.... Home made extract is out of this world.
Mix sugar karo and salt in a microwavable bowl. Put this goo in the nuke oven and letter rip for 4 minutes. Put on leather gloves as this stuff is hot and needs to be respected.
When the beeper goes off pull this out quck and hot and stir in the peanuts (Almonds) and return to the Nuke oven for two minutes. Fast
After two minutes remove with gloves and get ready. Add butter, soda and vinilla. this I prepare ahead of time in a small bowl ready to go as this has to be added fast. Stir into the goo as fast as you can. Now you need to pour this onto a cookie sheet you have oiled down or butterd down as the mixture will stick if not lubed up.
You have to mix and pour darn fast as this stuff hardens as soon as you take the heat off and add the last ingredience. The gloves help as its gotta be done fast. Hot candie leaves a mark on your tender body if it gets on it.
This stuff sets fast so dump it on the sheet and spread as fast as you can. Some will harden on the spoon and the bowl. Take the bowl and fill it with hot water now. The hot water will disolve the stuck on candy in the bowl if you let it set. Almost impossible to scrub this stuff off. Let it set and it disolves. Now. Take the sheet of candy outside in the cool winter where the bears, dogs, kids and hobo worthless relitives dont find it. It needs to cool for about 20 minutes. When cool bust it into chunks and store in a good air prof container. It is imparative that ingredience be set up ahead of time and dont try to double this recepie or it wont work. Honestly it will turn to taffy. One batch at a time in a cool container. I just finished my two year dentist adventure fixing my teeth. would I lie to you>? Try this one and send it to your college kid and it makes a great holiday fun quick gift... A ya and it tastes fantastic. I'm a man... a manly man of Manley foods from years of tooth aches.. give this one a try.. lins bears for your day